Prepare the trumpets! Ready the canons! String up bunting from the light fittings! Maple Street have an announcement!
WE’VE GOT A NEW VOICE BOOTH!
…yeah! Woo. It’s…I dunno…I felt like this would be more of a moment, you know? Doesn’t look that exciting written down.
But it is! We’re championing podcasters and independent voice overs and that’s exactly what this new voice booth is for. It’s entirely self-operated, so go-getting audiophiles can use it to get started.
OK, how about this…
YOU – YES YOU!! – CAN BECOME PART OF AN EXCLUSIVE LIST OF OUR MATES, ENTITLING YOU TO SPECIAL OFFERS ON OUR STATE OF THE ART BRAND NEW BOOTH.
And all you have to do is click the red button. The RED BUTTON. Like with TV. Press the red button now.
It basically means studio quality sound, for a discount price – and even further discounts if you join our list.
We’re currently in guinea pig mode – so do not hesitate to let us know if you’re a guinea pig, or would like to be one.
So if you’re an indie podcaster or a nomadic voiceover artist, press the red button, to find out more and get on the god damn list godammit!