So, let’s cut to the chase – you’ve seen the new John Lewis ad, right?
If you haven’t, watch it here, right now:
As always, it’s raised questions.
Questions like... is it as good as last year’s?
And, more crucially, what is that thing?
Why does it have one solo testicle for a nose?
Where is the other testicle?
All important questions.
But we thought that the parents in that ad might also need to ask themselves a question or two. Namely – are we terrible parents?
To which the answer would be yes.
Anyway, long story short – we made this: